A glass of water and a needle were falling from the sky, when a large bird suffered an impact from the needle and spun out of control. The now alone and empty glass suffered immense psychological terror, and in doing so, continued to descend, however wildly and in paranoia. Luckily, a freak hurricane was on its way to causing as much damage to the unsuspecting countries that it loomed over as it possibly could, while forming below the glasses current path of travel.
It is assumed the glass was very glad of the turn of events, yet it is unknown what may have caused such a response. Many encouragingly speculate that such a reaction was in some ways a very specific result from massive trauma and acute emerging schizophrenia.
The details of the flight are as follows. The glass hurriedly fell through the swirling vapor of the hurricane, which confused them both. As the storm came to dissipate, a happy and tear-eyed 12 year old ran out into the breaking daylight. All the village wailed in joy, when the glass instantly came down on the child’s head, killing her.
The moral of the story is to never gleefully approach the ending of a hurricane, to never fly through the air oblivious to crazed needles, and to remain cautious of the contents of your glass when skydiving, parachuting, or in instances when you have been either pushed off, or have accidentally fallen from, any reasonable amount of height.
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